Without a dope beat to step to

I have spent today mostly in the office (a rare occurrence) cleaning up work I had done a previous clients. It is awesome. Rarely do I get a chance to actually finish up a file, and see it through to the end.

Quick recap of my life these days. This weekend started off great with me waking up Saturday morning on the floor of my apartment still wearing my hat, shoes and jacket, with my pants around my ankles. Tim said my keys were in the door when he got home and found me laying there around 2. He had to kick me a bunch of times to get me to move, so that he knew I was still alive. Awesome. The sleeping on the floor was the result of going away drinks for two more people quitting from work which got quite out of hand. I can’t remember a good portion of the night so chances are I was saying inappropriate shit to inappropriate people, further solidifying my hold on the office drunk crown.

Saturday was spent buying shit to make myself feel better about what a waste I was the night before. It was also spent trying to process the residual alcohol in my system. To further this Mark and I purchased huge bags of tots and had those about an hour after we had supper. I would post the picture we took of the food, but it would probably just gross everyone out. People shouldn’t eat that many tots in one sitting. It is not reasonable. We then watched a buttload of trailer park boys, which is one of the funniest shows on television.

Sunday was the day when I was supposed to get all of my CASB done, because that starts again this week, but instead I went to MEC and bought The Collective on DVD. This is a sweet mountain biking show, and watching it made me desire strongly to go out and ride. Then Chris called and we went to hit up some skate shops instead. We also picked up some food and beer so we could watch the new trailer park boys and Family Guy on full stomachs. Good times were had by all.

As for the new Family Guy, I must say that they didn’t miss a beat. If anyone was disappointed with that episode, then they had built their expectations way too high. I watched it twice, once at Chris’s, and once at our place with Mark. Both times it was hilarious. And inappropriate. Like the part about Gepetto. That was way over the line, and awesome. I can’t really say the same for American Dad, which didn’t fly through jokes at the same pace, but I think with time it will come into it’s own. Half the jokes in Family Guy were just funny because you knew what was happening from old episodes. Like the creepy old guy who Chris delivered papers to, telling the kids to make sure to stretch their milky hamstrings. That was the kind of shit that made the show.

Apparently my lunch break is over, and I need to go service another client (I meant it to sound like that).

Peace.