This is how we like to do it in the murder scene

It looks really nice out again today, so once again I am planning on taking my bike out somewhere. I have been planning on doing this for a while, but every time I get home from work I am just too damn lazy to get out and do something .What ends up happening is I cook a little something and either sit on the couch and fuck around on the internet, or read a book (I just finished A Cook’s Tour and I think Anthony Bourdain is absolutely brilliant. If I could somehow get Kitchen Confidential back from Vinet I would definitely read it again). Needless to say these activities, while relaxing are not conducive to helping me become less of a fat bastard. I really don’t like this feeling of being lazy all the time, but because I am lazy all the time I can’t seem to get motivated to do anything about it. Hopefully my new plan of a downtown gym membership will help fix this.

Tonight Tim and I need to go tell our landlord that we are planning on breaking the lease and moving out. We also need to request a copy of the lease from her so we can check to see what it says about the penalty for breaking it. We are hoping that we can find something on there that she didn’t live up to so we can get away with maybe just leaving our damage deposit or something. This is going to be a shitty time. To make matters worse I am fairly confident that the lease says if we leave early we need to keep paying until they find new tenants. I am hoping to hell that this isn’t the case, because I honestly think Tim and I would each have to declare bankruptcy or something if that were the case. We were stupid for jumping at this place and signing such a long lease, but I guess that’s what you get when you leave finding a house to the last minute.

See now I normally would have posted this when I finished writing it 10 minutes ago, but now the internet is down. I figure they just blocked our access to it, the way they blocked fark off. I used to read it at lunch everyday and then yesterday I go to check out what ridiculous things have occurred in the world over the past day and the site is blocked by IT due to adult content. This place is starting to suck, let me tell you that much. I am off to play punch-out until my lunch is over.

Peace.