I don’t care what it did to them, it’s been good to me

Anybody willing to pay me $800 to do something? It could pretty much be anything, I just need to find some cash in the next 10 days. I had been thinking that I would just listen to some early Jay-Z so I could learn to slang those rocks, but really, I would probably be a really bad drug dealer, because I would probably write about it in this damn blog. And use a gratuitous amount of commas. If any of my high school English teachers were dead they would be spinning in their graves.

I’m not too surprised that I failed Mod 3, because the effort really wasn’t there. I have no excuses about it, I just wasn’t in the right frame of mind (and I still don’t think I am). Hopefully by September I’ll be there.

So ya, I need $800 to further my vocation. Perhaps one of the hobos under the 5th street bridge will lend me some of the cash he made over Stampede. Or maybe I can just go to all the places I spent money that week and politely request that they reimburse me for all the good times I had at their establishments. I have a little money saved up right now, but that is tagged for shenanigans down in Florida. Something that is far higher on my list of things to do than spending more time summarizing Handbook sections.

As a complete aside, my favourite song about boxing is Royal Crown Revue’s The Contender. My favourite Pig Destroyer song is Carrion Fairy. My least favourite NOFX song is Liza. According to my iTunes I have listened to the Arcade Fire’s Neighbourhood #3 (Power Out) and New Slang by The Shins 21 times each. The most out of any songs on this computer. I find it surprising that there is no hip-hop on my top 25 most listened.

Enough rambling and on to this week’s moral: Sometimes slacking ends up costing you money.

Remember that.