So I had to did what I had to did

I tried writing up a synopsis of the weekend, but I just wasn’t feeling it. As such, I resorted to point form that isn’t even in any type of chronological order.

• Was up in Canmore this weekend with my new bike gang: The Heavy Metal Dicks. Members of this gang include Brehon, Mark, Kirsti (I have no idea how to spell her name, I mean, I just learned how to say it), and Megan from Canmore. We may have brought more people into the gang over the weekend, but I can’t remember.
• Ate all of Ryan’s food and drank all his beer without giving him anything in return. I will have to rectify this douchebaggery next time I see him.
• Watched all of season 2 of Chappelle’s Show. Mark and I proceeded to abuse one liners from the show for hours on end to the dismay of everyone else in the world.
• Watched the first season of Viva La Bam, which allowed us (with liquid courage) to be jackasses at Hooligan’s Saturday night.
• Sewered Mark’s chances with some random Brazilian girls by being myself.
• Actually spent about 5 hours in the mountains hitting delicious ribbons of single track and watching people fall off their bikes. Also spent an unnecessary amount of time off the bike hiking up preposterous inclines in the pouring rain (all thanks to Megan from Canmore and her sense of direction). Those did lead to awesome descents on rain slicked grass, which definitely made up for the huge hike.
• Spent yesterday being ultra lazy/hungover, but did mange to catch the new Family Guy and American Dad.
• Am currently working on CASB which is alright because it is still raining like hell here. Or at least it looks like it is, you can’t really tell from in the apartment, because you don’t hear the rain hitting the ground.
• Will be picking up the new Coldplay CD tonight at midnight, because I don’t have to work tomorrow due to sweet golf day (which will be wet as all hell).

I had very little to say in this post, but I wanted to put something up just to let the people of the world know about The Heavy Metal Dicks. I am just pumped about that name really. If I feel all gung-ho about it I will likely make a sweet webpage, similar to the Bulletproof 7 webpage, because that webpage rules. Or I will just forget about it, because my motivation is already waning. Oh ya, I forgot a crucial aspect of the HMDs: our theme song is Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani (which was played for us at Hooligan’s, even though Mark had it dedicated to some random girl for her birthday (which may or may not have been that night)). Don’t worry though; I already know that we fucking rule.

Peace kids.