I’m like Big’s first album, I’m ready to die

I’m not sure if too many people know this but I have a knack for coming up with sweet names for songs. I actually think if I were to have any super power this would be it. This should definitely be a more marketable skill then it is. How many songs do you know with shitty ass names that are just the first two word of the chorus, or some generic adjective? I name songs sweet things like Pocket Watch Pocket, and Cakefight. I actually think those are the only songs I have ever named that existed, and maybe Dave can dispute me on actually naming them, but I am pretty sure I did. I also named an old Slippy tape I had Blast, but that wasn’t really the cool part. That was the cover made out of hockey tape. I used to have mp3s of that stuff, but I appear to have lost them in the shuffle. Maybe if Mike still has them on his computer he can hook me up, and then everyone can revel in how awesome mine and Dave’s high school band was.

I have also come up with sweet names for bands and gangs and all types of other things that have never existed. Granted there was the world’s greatest webpage for The Bulletproof 7, and we did go spray paint MRE on a bunch of shit back in high school, but the end product never lived up to how awesome the names were. The HMDs do cruise around in the summer, which should get started again soon, but I think that is mostly a drinking team. That should start up again too, before Brehon has to quit drinking so he can get smart.

I have decided that I like posting songs, so here’s another. I don’t know if anyone watches Freestyle Friday’s on 106 & Park, but if you do you might have seen this dude rip kids up. Last I heard of him he won $100k at some rap summit in the Dominican. The song is called Fuck Jay-Z but give it a listen before you decide anything.

Peace.