Untouchable is something to be

This is my Christmas present to everyone.



And that is why I still listen to punk bands, and why I wish Dave and Mike were in Calgary with me. If you can't feel what is going on in that video I have no idea what to say to you.

Back in Saskatoon tomorrow.

Peace.

and the memory of his last work week will be gone forever

This is me wishing myself luck on CASB tomorrow.

Also, important announcement for all Saskatoon people via LJK (which I am fairly certain I am allowed to put up here):

dearest and nearest friends,

what with everyone who's anyone coming home for christmas, i thought it would the idea of a decade to throw a massive party!
yes?
no?
yes!!
my parents have graciously lent their home for the evening of december 23rd (a saturday and the eve to christmas eve). party starts at partytime (8 or anytime thereafter) and all you'll need to bring is your beautiful face and your booze of choice. i'll do my darndest to whip up some nibbles but do feel free to bring along some eats if you care to cook some up. you're skills in cookery shall be much appreciated! oh! and feel free to extend the invite to anyone you wish. if you're friends with p then you're friends with me. (especially since i know i don't have everyone's email addresses and i'm sure a couple of the ones i do have are dudders).and in conclusion, here are the deeeeets.

who: you! a super friend!
what: the biggest baddest most hip-happening party the christmas season has ever seen.
when: saturday december 23rd at party time.
where: 234 blackburn crescent.
where???? here's a map!

with my loving heart and hearting love,
laura

And that is that. I am now throwing my laptop off the balcony, writing a test, snowboarding for three days in Fernie and then running all the way back to Saskatchewan. In that order.

Peace.

Until they put my face on a million dollar bill

This one is for Dave. Check the flatland.

I ain’t spend one rap dollar in 3 years, holla

The lives I’ve touched are frivolous and few

First off, I am going to be in Saskatoon from December 21 to the 27th in case any one is interested in getting down.

Second, there are a bunch of questions I have about things that Wikipedia does not have answers for (or I can’t understand what is there). If anyone has answers for me about this shit I would be quite happy to hear them.

As an example at work one day I was confused as to how the sun stays on fire if it is in space with no oxygen. Luckily Audit Room John knows all kinds of random shit and he was able to provide an answer (which I have since lost) which involved collisions and hydrogen (maybe?) and the main fact that the sun is not actually on fire, just full of visible energy due to some kind of molecular collisions or something (sorry for butchering your explanation John, I know yours actually made sense and was technical, I just can’t retain that stuff).

In any case, it was quite enlightening (even if I have obviously since forgotten the actual answer to the question, I just focused on the fact that the sun is not actually on fire) and I would like to become even more enlightened. As such if anyone knows the answers to the following questions please be forthcoming with non-technical answers.

1 – Why were dinosaurs so big? (this one has been bugging me for years)
2 – If dinosaurs were really big, were trees and things like that bigger as well?
3 – What would happen if a hot air balloon ran into a building?
4 – How deep is the ocean and is it really hot near the bottom?
5 – If deserts are expanding does it mean they are alive?
6 – Why can’t we make copies of extinct species? (and as a moral question, if we could wouldn’t that be justification for expanding cloning research?)

So yeah, that’s what I think about during the day.

Peace.